So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.
“I’m not gonna trust you until you’re as willing to be changed and affected by my experience and transformed by my experience as I am every day by yours.”—Victor Lewis, on trusting white people (via jazzonia)
January Jones and Jason Sudeikis have been stepping out together for weeks and attended the Emmys together, but she claims he still hasn’t gotten her clothes off.
"He’s never seen me naked, nor will he after those comments," January told People at the Emmys.
She was referring to comments Jason made last week on ‘Lopez Tonight’ (scroll down to watch).
Jason confirmed they were dating, and when asked whether he had seen her “naked and everything,” Jason first said, “I don’t want to get into it.” Then: “I’m kidding. I do want to get into it! I do, and I have!”
Umm is January Jones Betty in real life? I love this response what a cold bitch.
Ugh you know that point where you’ve smoked enough weed in life that you can’t really stuff yourself sober so you have to decide to show up to thanksgiving baked or be that annoying anorexic girl at thanksgiving.
I had like two spoonfuls of mashed potatoes and I got worried looks all day. I really regret not showing up high.
Please avoid photobooth. Just delete it off of your computer. I take pictures of my face at every angle every day and it is ridiculously unhealthy. I also cried three times today because I got my eyebrows done and I was inspecting my usual pictures and they are a little crooked.
I’m so vain and stupidddd. Why can’t I just be Meagan Good and be done with it.
I take TV so much more seriously than I take real life. I’m always crying about something and people are like “Whats wrong?” and I’m like “Andy told Nancy You ruined my life but in such a fucking loving way I dont even know what to do with myself shes so evil but somehow so sympathetic.” Basically I’m a freak. He just can’t help but love her even though shes ruining him. And Mary-Louise is so hot I don’t know.