A sad moment in your life is when you drug dealer walks into your house and says “Woah its finally clean in here!”
So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I...
I fear I will never love anyone as much as I love drugs and being alone.– Anonymous (via lifeasastoner)
I’m not gonna trust you until you’re as willing to be changed and affected by my...– Victor Lewis, on trusting white people (via jazzonia)
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Things to live by
If I wanted you to know, I would have told you. I’m my own hero here; I do the saving. Well now everything dies baby that’s a fact But maybe everything that dies someday comes back
At least three times a week I go to bed and literally can’t go to bed because I’m so hungry. Then I think back on my day and I realize I have literally completely forgotten to eat that day. Whats sad is that I probably take better care of myself when I’m drinking because I always eat a really substantial meal to avoid a hangover.
January Jones and Jason Sudeikis have been stepping out together for weeks and attended the Emmys together, but she claims he still hasn’t gotten her clothes off. “He’s never seen me naked, nor will he after those comments,” January told People at the Emmys. She was referring to comments Jason made last week on ‘Lopez Tonight’ (scroll down to watch). Jason...
Ugh you know that point where you’ve smoked enough weed in life that you can’t really stuff yourself sober so you have to decide to show up to thanksgiving baked or be that annoying anorexic girl at thanksgiving. I had like two spoonfuls of mashed potatoes and I got worried looks all day. I really regret not showing up high.
I’m reading my diary of being sixteen and nuts and in this psycho relationship and looking back on it its so hilarious. “I think deep down its just me and the bottle against the world” I mean in my defense I was a hardcore drinker back then but Jesus, get over yourself.
Dear girls who are insecure about their faces, Please avoid photobooth. Just delete it off of your computer. I take pictures of my face at every angle every day and it is ridiculously unhealthy. I also cried three times today because I got my eyebrows done and I was inspecting my usual pictures and they are a little crooked. I’m so vain and stupidddd. Why can’t I just be Meagan Good...
The first time I watched this movie I was like thirteen and I thought I was such a bad ass lol. But now I love it, such a cliche. I always get mad high in the morning and think its a good idea. Umm no, I just end up doing nothing for the rest of the day. Ugh, actually so its pretty much the same as usual.
I take TV so much more seriously than I take real life. I’m always crying about something and people are like “Whats wrong?” and I’m like “Andy told Nancy You ruined my life but in such a fucking loving way I dont even know what to do with myself shes so evil but somehow so sympathetic.” Basically I’m a freak. He just can’t help but love her even...