Jerry: Marriage is a big step, Elaine. Your life'll totally change.
Elaine: Jerry, it's three-thirty in the morning. I'm at a cockfight. What am I clinging to?
I am on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available because if you try...– Damn, this is some serious shit. He’s seriously lost it.
Skinny, socially privileged white people get to draw this neat little circle....– Dr. House (via silverslipper)
Attacking femaleness, deriding ‘girly stuff’ and rolling your eyes at ‘women’s...– Emily Maguire, Introduction to “Female Chauvinist Pigs: Women and the Rise of Raunch Culture 2010 Edition.” One of the hardest parts about feminism is not judging. (via jimmypage) Automatic reblog. Every time. (via pastelito)
I contributed a lot to my group's Q&A session.
Guy: What about fraud? Like, guys marrying other guys for greencards.
Other guy: I just don't think people of the same sex can love people the same way. When I meet my wife I'll love her with the same love Jesus Christ had for us when he died on the cross for our sins.
Me: Oh God.
Gay guy in my group (sobbing): You can't tell me that I don't love my boyfriend. I was raised Catholic, but if it comes down to religion and living a lie then FUCK RELIGION.
Me: Oh God. No... don't be cry...