March 2011
Jerry: Marriage is a big step, Elaine. Your life'll totally change.
Elaine: Jerry, it's three-thirty in the morning. I'm at a cockfight. What am I clinging to?
“I am on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available because if you try...”
– Damn, this is some serious shit. He’s seriously lost it.
February 2011
“Skinny, socially privileged white people get to draw this neat little circle....”
– Dr. House (via silverslipper)
“Attacking femaleness, deriding ‘girly stuff’ and rolling your eyes at ‘women’s...”
– Emily Maguire, Introduction to “Female Chauvinist Pigs: Women and the Rise of Raunch Culture 2010 Edition.” One of the hardest parts about feminism is not judging.
(via jimmypage)
Automatic reblog. Every time.
(via pastelito)
I contributed a lot to my group's Q&A session.
Guy: What about fraud? Like, guys marrying other guys for greencards.
Me: What.
Other guy: I just don't think people of the same sex can love people the same way. When I meet my wife I'll love her with the same love Jesus Christ had for us when he died on the cross for our sins.
Me: Oh God.
Gay guy in my group (sobbing): You can't tell me that I don't love my boyfriend. I was raised Catholic, but if it comes down to religion and living a lie then FUCK RELIGION.
Me: Oh God. No... don't be cry...
